PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cart